Fake Boobs Could Hold Bombs (according to the Feds)

Written by Bryce

You could die of a fake boob explosion. NOT A JOKE.

As if fake boobs weren’t unsafe enough, the Feds are now warning they could be responsible for the next terror attack to hit American soil. What kind of world do we live in when we can’t even feel safe resting on the sweet, maternal pillows of silcone we all love so dearly?

“…new intelligence shows terrorists may try to sneak explosives onto airplanes by surgically stitching them inside suicide bombers.The Transportation Security Administration has briefed airline executives on the possibility, but emphasized that the information did not constitute an imminent threat, a U.S. security official confirmed.
Terrorists simply keep looking for new ways to sneak bombs past increasingly stiff airport security, TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said.
It’s unclear if the threat means that already “enhanced” TSA patdowns would get even randier.”

[NY Daily News]

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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