A Fashionable Anti-Tanning Mask

anti tanning mask
Written by Gary

In a bid to maintain youth, Chinese inventors have created a fashionable anti-tanning mask.

anti tanning mask

I know the first photo in this post is probably pretty jarring, but I just want to reiterate and share with the world how many bat-shit inventions come out of China.

As you may know, Chinese people tend to age more gracefully than their American counterparts, the reason being they understand how damaging the sun is to the skin. The problem is, they invent crazy shit like facekinis to protect themselves and go the beach looking like Buffalo motherfucking Bill.

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Chinese designer Zhang Shifan has decided to remedy this and create more fashion forward facekinis for the new generation of gracefully aging Chinese people. Mass production begins in July, so if you want to go to the beach dressed like a serial killer while maintaining your youthful glow, now is the time.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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