I am pretty much boycotting the Olympic Games this year for two reasons:
1) They are being hosted by a frozen tundra third world country that would beat me to death if I ever set foot in it.
2) Sports.
That being said, there are a few great things that do come out of the Olympic Games, namely these cutesy helmets. So my small contribution to the Olympics this year is this post about these helmets. God bless me.
