Now that Halloween is over, the holiday season is officially upon us, and Thanksgiving is rearing its ugly turkey-shaped head. To many of us, that means dealing with in-laws that we wish would spontaneously combust, spending 12 hours cooking food for people who rarely say thank you, and having to find creative ways to masturbate in a house stuffed chock full of family members who don’t know what a locked door means.
Holy Turkeytits
To ease the stress of the upcoming holiday, I scoured the Internet on my hands and knees to find the most inappropriate Thanksgiving turkeys ever. Hopefully, they can bring a smile to your face as you take nips of Jack Daniels while your mother-in-law critiques your basting techniques, even though the only thing drier than the pot roast she contributed is her ancient vagina.
