Five Highly Inappropriate Thanksgiving Turkeys

Now that Halloween is over, the holiday season is officially upon us, and Thanksgiving is rearing its ugly turkey-shaped head. To many of us, that means dealing with in-laws that we wish would spontaneously combust, spending 12 hours cooking food for people who rarely say thank you, and having to find creative ways to masturbate in a house stuffed chock full of family members who don’t know what a locked door means.

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Holy Turkeytits

To ease the stress of the upcoming holiday, I scoured the Internet on my hands and knees to find the most inappropriate Thanksgiving turkeys ever. Hopefully they can bring a smile to your face as you take nips of Jack Daniels while your mother-in-law critiques your basting techniques, even though the only thing drier than the pot-roast she contributed is her ancient vagina.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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