A Baby Bose System– Since god or science didn’t bless you with vocal cords that would allow you to make music with your voice, you should probably pick up a baby speaker system. Prenatal music has been proven to result in improved intelligence, learning abilities, and coordination, so go ahead and slap this bastard on and start pumping Macklemore into your abdomen. You don’t want a dumb baby that can’t dance, do you?
