FEATURES

FML. I’m a Jewish Mother.

Written by Bryce

It’s true.  Vivianne, thanks for sending me this video… because I’m only about 8.5 MONTHS into this Jewish mothering stuff, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got it down.  Every time my kid leaves the house with the nanny I’m saying things like “does he have a sweater?” and “did you pack enough food for him?”  …he’s not old enough to call me yet, and I’m not that much of a phone person, but I’m hoping he’ll learn how to BBM by the time he’s 2… and he better be able to Twitter (Twitteleh) even sooner.

jewishmom

This video actually made me piss my pants. Enjoy, bubbelehs.

PS, follow me:  Twitter.com/brycegruber

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

4 Comments

Leave a Comment