Here’s some smokin’ hot news for those of you who just love bacon to death. Now, dying doesn’t mean having to give it up. You can bring that bacon with you up to heaven, or down to where your friends will be with the new J&D Bacon Coffin. You heard that right…. bacon coffin.
Created by the folks that give us bacon lip balm and bacon gravy, they apparently thought this was a natural extension to their porky offerings; and they claim that this will put the fun back in funerals. The caskets are painted on the outside with bacon strips and lined in ivory silk, but I’m thinking paper towels would have been a more authentic choice.
Can’t you just hear the eulogies now? The ex-wife says what a pig he was, while the new girlfriend says he was a real sizzler. But his friends always knew him as a greaser.
Contributed by: Candice Sabatini is a native NYer who lives in Chelsea with her sweet husband and two adorable kitties. She’s a freelance writer as well as the Editor-in-Chief of BeautyNewsNYC.com When her side of the bed is empty, her husband figures she’s in Paris drinking wine and eating pastries he can’t pronounce. Follow her on Twitter @SabatiniOnStyle.
