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15 Funny Stocking Stuffers for Everyone on Your List

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Written by Bryce

These funny stocking stuffers are great for all ages and stages—and they’re guaranteed to get belly laughs.

If you already browsed our guides to toddler stocking stuffers, kids stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers ideas for men and gifts under $30, you’ll be thrilled to read this list of funny stocking stuffers.

Our favorite funny stocking stuffers to buy now

Custom Boxer Shorts, $8

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Merchant

Let him know he’s yours (or someone else’s) with these hilarious custom boxers. Choose from 24 different designs. Obviously, we’re in favor of printing your face. If you love this idea, check out our guide to the best gifts for men under $50.

Runaway Alarm Clock, $29

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Merchant

Heavy sleepers need this clever, witty stocking stuffer. It’s a standard LCD alarm clock that moves around (and away from them) so they’re forced to actually get up to shut it off. Brilliant!

Giant Tortilla Wrap Blanket, $15

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Merchant

Aside from being incredibly photo-worthy, this funny stocking stuffer is practical. It’s a soft, fleece blanket they’ll reach for on movie night or to cuddle up with a good book.

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Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams, $15

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Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams by Dave Tarnowski

This hysterically funny book promises (and delivers) exactly what the title suggests: disappointing affirmations. But really, endless belly laughs shouldn’t be this cheap.

Potato Stress Toy

Potato Stress Toy, funny stocking stuffers

Merchant

This hot potato is a fun alternative to a run-of-the-mill stress ball (okay, it’s not actually hot). Stressed-out friends and relatives will appreciate this funny stocking stuffer idea on their worst days.

Reindeer Snot Fidget Putty, $9

Reindeer Snot Fidget Putty, funny stocking stuffers

Merchant

They’ll playing with this reindeer snot putty on Christmas morning. The squeezing and kneading experience has a soothing effect on kids of most ages, and it’s just gross to impress them. You’ll win the funny stocking stuffer game with this one.

Genius Couch Coffee Mug Holder, $29

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Merchant

Have you ever seen something quite as brilliant as this coffee mug holder for sofas? We love how universally appealing this is for movie night, sippy cups and Grandma’s tea. It also has a clever compartment for the remote, tissues, snacks or whatever else and folds compactly for storage.

Buy one for yourself, too.

Farting Poop Pen, $14

Farting Poop Pen, funny stocking stuffers

Merchant

Those who giggle at bathroom humor will appreciate this novelty pen. The poop character on the top wears a Santa hat, so it’s just right for the holiday season. With a click of the pen, you get seven fun farting sounds.

Magnetic Hand-Holding Socks, $12

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Merchant

Best friends and siblings get a kick out of these adorable hand-holding socks. Honestly, could you get any cuter? These are cheap enough to buy several pairs of for all the funny stockings you have planned!

Thanks For Putting Up With My Kid Tumbler, $14

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Merchant

We think this is probably the funniest stocking stuffer ever for Grandma, babysitters, aunts, best friends and helpful neighbors. Heck, get a few extras for teachers and daycare workers. It’s hysterical.

Magic Magnet Pen, $15

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Merchant

Use this clever magnetic pen set a touchscreen stylus or gel pen. The 13 magnetic tubes and 12 steel balls are also a great finger fidget toy for teens and young adults. When not writing or drawing, they can reassemble the pieces into robots, swords or other shapes. We also love this funny stocking stuffer idea for coworkers and office pals.

Happy Nuts Comfort Cream Deodorant For Men, $15

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Merchant

Hysterically funny name aside, this anti-chafing and deodorizing formula is a brilliant stocking stuffer idea for active men. The lotion formula turns to a dry powder finish in just a few seconds. It’s also aluminum-free and probably his new favorite product of all time.

Electric Fly Swatter, $10

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Merchant

This weirdly practical, cheap gift is easily one of the best funny stocking stuffers if they live in an area with lots of bugs.

Chill-N-Reel Fishing Can Cooler, $19

Chill-N-Reel Fishing Can Cooler, stocking stuffer ideas for men
Merchant

The Chill-N-Reel Fishing Can Cooler is a unique, fun fishing gift for men with a hand-line reel built into the injection molded plastic design. It’s outdoor fun in a can design and he’ll use this thing all summer long.

Before-You-Go Toilet Spray, $29

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Merchant

Over 14,000 Amazon reviewers have given this toilet spray five-star ratings. We’ve smelt it and dealt it to several people on our own list. (Ahem, dads and brothers.)

Astronaut Light Projector, $39

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MLS

This game-changing astronaut lights up their walls or ceilings with constellations. It’s a wonderful STEM-inspired funny stocking stuffer they’ll treasure for years.

12-Pack Squishy Toy Pens, $19

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Merchant

Pack all 12 pens into one kid’s stocking or spread ’em out across the whole family’s collection of little ones. Either way, these adorable kids stocking stuffers offer loads of artistic fun with the added element of play—each pen comes topped with a squishy animal character.

Circle Saw Pizza Cutter, $16

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Merchant

DIY pizza nights are going to be better than ever with this circle saw-style pizza cutter. Yes, it really works, and yes, it’s one of the funniest stocking stuffers you can give a pizza fan.

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About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.

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