SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Get your vote on – then get it on

Written by Aliza

Does your constitutional right to vote make you horny? WELL, one of my favorite sex-toy emporiums, Babeland, is offering the best voting incentive EVER. Forget the free Starbucks, forget the free Ben and Jerry’s. Visit any of the three Babeland stores in New York City (or the random location in Seattle) between Nov. 4th and 11th and present your ballot stub and you’ll get a free Maverick or Silver Bullet sex toy.

Because I am ill-equiped for the penis sleeve which is the Maverick, I’ll have to opt for the Silver Bullet which, in all its compact glory, looks remarkably capable of getting the job done. I say go with your man, get one of each, and throw a private post-election party.

You can find a listing of store locations at www.Babeland.com.

About the author

Aliza

a born and bred Manhattan-ite who graduated Lehigh University in 2007 with a degree in Journalism. She currently lives with her two patient roommates and works for Valentino Fashion Group where she handles a lot of garment bags, answers a lot of phones, and does a lot of what anyone tells her to (most eagerly in PR and Marketing). She favors brunch over lunch, heels over flats, tequila over vodka, downtown over uptown, and a tropical destination over pretty much anything else in the world.

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