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Give Yourself a Smartphone Sonogram to Tell if You Need Plan B

smart phone sonogram attachment
Written by Gary

Sometimes I think our smart-phones are getting just a little too smart. Apparently there is a sonogram attachment, so you basically perform a minor medical procedure on yourself and see how far along your pregnancy is.

smart phone sonogram attachment

First off, it looks like a dildo. Lets just get that out of the way right now. Secondly, I am pretty sure that trained professionals administer sonograms, so it probably isn’t something you want to fool around with. Thirdly, what would you do if you realized your baby looked like a monkey without any medical staff around to answer your questions? Lastly, are we so far removed from human contact that we would rather take an x-ray of our own uterus in our bathroom than hoof it over to a doctor’s office?

A sonogram attachment might be a great way to tell if you are pregnant if you don’t feel like experiencing the shame of buying a pregnancy test or Plan B at the pharmacy for the third time this month, but for people who actually want to carry their babies to term (turning a blind eye, Emily) , I say skip the home tech  devices and get thyself to a doctor, henceforth.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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2 Comments

  • I would love that transducer for my iPhone, but only because I’m a registered ultrasound tech.. The average person will not have the slightest clue what they’re looking at. It’s so cool though.

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