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Glamour Shots: Bathroom Edition

Written by Emily

Miley Cyrus is taking America’s youth down, one tweet at a time.

I blame Miley Cyrus.  Why?  Well, basically I blame her for everything that’s wrong with the tween group today.  She “Can’t Be Tamed” and apparently “Can’t possibly be a virgin.” Between your stripper poles and walking around in Daisy Dukes at like 14, it’s all your fault, but i digress.

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First of all, have a little decency for your homegirl about to who-knows-what (seriously, you sure you got enough TP there?!) THEN post it up on Facebook.  Pics in the bathroom are soooo 2003 (I say this because that’s when I did it at 23, not 14).  At least we had some to blur out your faces.  Plus, you guys don’t look any older than 14 and I don’t want to get sued.  Lesson be learned, don’t act slutty and take pictures, it will always come back to get you.  Just ask Miley Cyrus.

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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