Got Milk? (In Your Eye)

Written by Emily

Russians sure know how to get guys to drink milk!

Title pretty much says it all. We know that Europe is a little more progressive and less stuck-up when it comes to raunchy ads that gets heads turning. That’s why when I saw these really beautifully done photographs by Alena Nikiforov for milk ads from Russia, it took me a minute to realize really what they were trying to say. Man milk. As these ads correctly suggest, sometimes it gets in your hair, eyes, and in a mug. Just a good old fashioned Milk Facial, nbd. All I know is the dudes in Russia aren’t going to be calcium deficient for a very long time. Just another reason why I never gamble with overexcited dudes and dairy.

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a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."


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