What happens when ancient Greek statues go hipster? Not just a high end apartment rental in Brooklyn– they get cheap-looking-but-actually-expensive clothes, too.
I don’t know about you, but I have always admired statues from antiquity. Their body forms are awesome (and inspire me to stop eating so much pizza), and frankly even though most of them have tiny penises, I love the fact that they are all naked. Does anyone ever wonder if penis size is part of evolution? That being said, I think its pretty damn funny that someone decided to photoshop modern clothes onto them. These statues, which previously resembled gods, now resemble hipsters at any no-name coffee shop in Portland, Oregon or Bushwick, Brooklyn. Actually, especially Bushwick. All those hipsters are extra pasty and white.
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Bravo to whomever took the initiative to defile these ancient works of art. It’s always good to remember just how far we have fallen from Olympus.
