Honeymoon Fantasy: The Starbeds of Loisaba Wilderness, Kenya

Loisaba star bed
Written by Gary

If you are going to visit Africa, you might as well have a true safari experience. Loisaba Wilderness in Laikipia, Kenya has recently opened a tented bush camp on a 60,000 acre wildlife conservancy near a watering hole. Sound like paradise for outdoorsmen? It is.

Loisaba Star Beds - View
The camp consists of double, twin, and family tents with en suite bathrooms including bucket showers and flushing toilets (since I know you were probably worried about having to use a hole in the ground).
The most unique part of the camp though are the starbeds. Located outdoors under the African sky, the Kiboko and Koija Starbeds are hand-crafted beds on raised platforms with gorgeous water views overlooking either the Kiboko water hole, or the Ewaso N’giro River. If you are going on a honeymoon with a girl or guy who really loves the outdoors, there is no better place to conceive your first child. There is also a honeymoon tent in the camp, just so you know.

In the event that you decide to actually leave your starbed, the other activities include tracking lions and wild dogs (in case you are tired of tracking the wild dogs in your neighborhood), horseback riding, exploring the bush, futzing around with camels, and enjoying river rafting adventures. The prices are all inclusive, so it really would make an excellent honeymoon excursion.

So what are you waiting for? Book your safari adventure today and get ready to have one hell of a story to tell your first son or daughter.

Loisaba Star Beds at night

Loisaba Star Bed - Exterior

Loisaba star bed

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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