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Hookers think this way, too

Written by Bryce

I can’t disagree more with “Jordan.” I don’t charge for any of the following things I consider myself pretty good at:

1. Sex (that’d make me a hooker)

2. Parenting (my kids never have more than like eleven cents)

3. Searching for new variations of my fave vegetarian Indian dish, saag paneer.

4. Friendship. The year is 2013, and our economy is still basically in the gutter. When it bounces back I’ll consider charging.

 

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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