SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Hooray for Vaginas!

Written by Bryce

JK! Sorta.

Look at all these fun things I just learned about genitals!  Feel free to comment on the post with your own fun facts:)


Average Depth of a Vagina
: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28″ (71.12 cm) long. (I suggest getting a wax, don’t try to break any records)

What Do Doctors Know?!
-According The Solitary Vice (a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s) women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

Ugh, the awful Middle Ages!Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.


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According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.

It’s A Fact!
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

G-e-e-e-!
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg. Not Gruber.

8 out of 10 Can’t Be Wrong! In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10 stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outsideof the clitoris to achieve orgasm. (Although we Luxury Spotters say get ’em both, with a Rabbit!)

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My ____ Hurts!
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

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About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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