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How to Get Molested by a Bear

bear sleeping bag
Written by Gary

bear sleeping bag

Getting raped by a bear is not high on my list of priorities, but I can’t help but think that if anyone was actually dumb enough to use this sleeping bag while camping outdoors, they are kind of asking for it.

This bag would be great for a sleepover, however, especially if you want to literally scare the pee out of your friends in the middle of the night.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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