Kate Moss. She has style. She has grace. She’s practically Miss United States. Do you remember the days of Kate strutting around the world with bag of drugs in one hand and a pair of heels in the other? Those were the days of our lives. Kate is everything I aspire to be in life. Not only is she skinny, but she’s rich and a little bit bitchy. She isn’t throwing phones at anyone like the stunning Naomi Campbell once did, but Kate was always a free bird. She famously once questioned her mother on why she can’t just have fun all the time, and I second that. Why can’t we just have fun all the time? I’m having a blast writing this.
Well…Miss Moss will be featured in a spread for Playboy’s January/February 2014 issue. Is she spreading her stems and letting it all hangout? No. Like I said before — she has style and grace! Kate donned a vintage playboy bunny costume and got down on all fours (similar to a dog) and gave us the best face that she could give us. This issue will be Playboy’s 60th Anniversary issue, which is a major milestone for straight porn because frankly, who wants to look at it? Not I. What’s next? You must be the bunny. The bunny is you. You are the bunny. You’re not one of those bunnies that just flies on by without a care in the world. No. You’re a bunny with poise. You’re the Grace Kelly of bunnies! You’ll then proceed to arch your back and stick your butt in the air. Why? Because you’re the Grace Kelly of bunnies.
(A picture of Moss and Rihanna, for good measure.)
It’s also reported that Miss Moss will be nude for this shoot. To be honest, I’ve seen every celebrity sex tape that I could find. There’s something about finding a celebrity in their natural habitat that just fascinates me. On any given day, you’ll find “CelebrityX nude” in my Google search history. So who styled this high fashion shoot? It’s said that Alex White, formerly of W Magazine, dug way back in his closet and pulled this lovely number out.
Well, we only applaud you Miss Moss. You are a dream. You are the oldest supermodel I’ve ever seen. I’ll still never forget you walking Chanel couture with a walker. You keep on, keepin’ on.
