I used to hump Barbie dolls when I was younger. I was obviously very confused about my sexuality, but as a result I have always held a special affinity for the anorexic plastic dolls. Another thing I really love is theme-restaurants, so when I found out there was a Barbie Cafe in Taipei, Taiwan I was so excited I rubbed my nipples off with a magic eraser.
Located in a busy shopping district, the Barbie Cafe ia a 660 square foot masterpiece of pink paint and enough glamorous furniture to make a drag queen swoon. The location is special because Taiwan is the country where Barbie dolls were originally manufactured.
There are high-heel tables, fashion plates of Barbie plastered all over the walls, and waiters sashaying around in tutus drenched in glitter, wearing tiaras.
Basically, the Barbie Cafe is every gay boys dream. Anyone hungry?
