This lady just wants someone to mow her lawn and by “mow her lawn” she means “mow her lawn and other weird stuff.”
YIKES! I mean, you really see the pick of the litter on Craigslist, but this lady takes the cowboy boots. You must have to be REAL hard up for cash to work in cowboy boots and a Speedo for $20. That’s all I’m saying I’m going to say about this. Just read.
a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."
Huh. I took this to be a guy requesting it, but I think I like the idea of a woman doing it. Hell, if I had a yard, I’D place this ad.
But I’m not sure the BF would like that.