A teenage Reddit user celebrated his 18th birthday by sharing photos of his three testicles.
We have covered the phenomenon of two dicks before, but never before have we encountered three balls. ‘GardenofGandalf’ decided to use Reddit to expose the world to his triple balls, as a way to celebrate his coming of age (pun intended), and open up a discussion about what it is like to walk around with three nuts in your pants. The post got over 35,000 upvotes, and has got people all over the world asking questions like “Do they ever get tangled up?” and “Are you extra vulnerable to being kicked in the nuts?”.
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I applaud ‘GardenofGandalf’ for sharing his story, but I also feel sorry for him, because I am a firm believer in the power and sexiness of skinny jeans. I also fear for any woman he sleeps with, not because I don’t think having three balls is kind of cool, but because he probably has super sperm, capable of impregnating a trifling hoe at 30 paces.
