Is that a Vagina On Your Wall, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

WTF.

Color Enhanced Trichomonas Vaginal Protozoa Pap Smear Photographic Poster Print, 24x18 $39.99 at Amazon.com

Thank GOD it’s Color Enhanced — it would be gross otherwise.

My mind goes straight to business upon looking at this genius art–I wonder if this poor lady knows her Vaginal Protozoa are on sale on Amazon.com?  Is this ‘stock’  vaginal protozoa? Does she have the clap? Is that what makes it so artsy?  Was this chick dropping acid for her pap smears in order for them to come out color enhanced?

Maybe she would all just whip up a little biz relationship with our gyno and start selling our pap-photos as high-end art.