Iâ€™m sick of everything smelling the same. Itâ€™s floral, itâ€™s fruity, itâ€™s who theÂ F cares. Iâ€™ve smelled 8,000 fragrances in my life with notes of gardenia, grapefruit, and bullshit. However, I didnâ€™t even have to open the bottle of â€œDelicious Chocolat,â€ the new fragrance by Gale Hayman, to know that there is an entirely new frontier of olfactory stimuli waiting to introduce itself to me. The bottle itself is, well, a masterpiece of divine artisanship:
The crouching feline that serves as the cap perches above the bottle like some sort of perfume deity on a scented mount Olympus. But what really stands out about this feline is its relevance to a chocolate-scented fragrance. Their mutual exclusivity is what, I believe, drives home the fabulosity of this product. But, it also smells intriguing. If you close your eyes and take a deep whiff, you might feel as if youâ€™re wandering through a damp forest wet with early morning dew, but the shrubbery is made of chocolate, and also youâ€™re hungry. Anyway, to borrow a phrase from a personal favorite film: You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it? Buy some â€œDelicious Chocolatâ€ today and youâ€™ll have everyone within a 5 foot radius thinking youâ€™re a secret fat kid with a penchant for hoarding sweets.
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