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It’s Gettin’ Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot

Written by Bryce

Yo, pick up some pinot noir for me? Under $20?

Attention Whole Foods shoppers: It’s getting real in the parking lot.

No, but seriously, this music video has “real life” written all over it. Some of my fave lyrics include:

  • It’s getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot, you know the deal with the little shopping carts they got
  • Some girl in yoga pants is looking at me kinda funny, I’m just trying to find a decent pinot noir under $20
  • This buster’s on his iPhone talking to his friends, picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse

Keep it real.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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