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It’s Organic or Nothing for Children These Days

organic tea party
Written by emilyc

Remember when you used to have tea parties as a young child, but only served water instead of real tea? These days, children are developing more discerning palettes; serving triple distilled antioxidant-infused alkalised water is all the rage at toddler tea parties, I hear. Gone are the days of Lunchables and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in school lunches. If it is not freshly ground almond butter and farm-to-table fruit preserves on sprouted living grain bread, your child will call social services, and that call will no doubt be made on their iPhone.

organic tea party

Sophie demands kale chips over Cheetos in her school lunch, and scoffs at the children who drink juice out of the vending machine. Her juice is always fresh pressed with no added sugar, obviously. She is judging you as you consume preservatives, and when it comes to playtime, she’ll settle for none other than these designer teddy bears.

About the author

emilyc

Emily is a New Yorker trapped in a Floridian's body and loves every minute of her big city life. With a major in international business and years of being surrounded by ill-fitting suits and all the wrong shoes, she learned that the importance of fashion needs to be communicated to the world. To her, fashion is on the same level as charity work and feeding hungry children. Emily can be found frolicking the streets of her gayborhood enjoying the off-color humor of the gays.