FOOD AND TRAVEL HEALTH

The Japanese Hemorrhoid Shrine

hemorrhoid shrine japan
Written by Gary

In Japan, there is a shrine dedicated to curing hemorrhoids.

hemorrhoid shrine japan

I have never personally dealt with hemorrhoids, but to all my pregnant ladies out there, this is for you. Located at the Kunigami Shrine in Togichi Prefecture, the Butt Washing Stone is a shrine dedicated to ailments of the butt. As you may or may not know, the Japanese people love their festivals, and in the Shintoism religion one of the aspects of their dogma is to amuse the gods. At the Kunigami shrine there are over a hundred thousand Shinto shrines, but this egg shaped Butt Washing Stone is the only one that deals with the butt-hole.

Traditionally, you are supposed to “wash” your backside at the shrine by bowing to it backwards while chanting, then eat an egg offering. If you have hemorrhoids, they will go away. If you don’t, you will never get them. The festival has been around for many years, and recently drew over 70 people, which I guess is a good number for an event dedicated to poop shutes.

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So the next time you are making a midnight Preparation-H run to the store after a night of debauchery, you might consider hopping on a flight to Japan, instead. Sure, a trip across the world would be more expensive, but how many people can say they have had their butt cleansed by a Japanese shrine?

hemorrhoid shrine japan

hemorrhoid shrine japan

hemorrhoid shrine japan

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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