SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Jealousy’s A Bitch (With Spray Paint)

Written by Steph

Why we don’t need to be jealous of Pippa Middleton’s ass.

The Frisky unearthed this awesome photo of art imitating rage in England.

Look. I’ve been (fleetingly) jealous of starlets before. It’s kind of hard not to be when every guy you know is broadcasting what they’d like to do with Rihanna/Katy Perry/Megan Fox’s ass. But vandalizing someone’s car (albeit a shitty one) is a little… psycho. Okay, it’s a lot psycho.

The likelihood that the guy you’re seeing is going to leave you because Pippa Middleton rang him up is improbable. I mean, unless she calls to give her condolences. You did destroy his car, after all. There’s no need to be insanely jealous of this woman – especially when her redeeming quality is her ass. Do you want to be known for the quality of your ass? I mean, there are better things to aspire to. Aside from that, I don’t know one woman who hasn’t swooned over Ryan Reynolds or someone of similar hotness. We’re not getting off Scot-free here, babes. We like our eye candy, too.

That being said… MEN. Stop talking about other woman’s bodies like your own girlfriend has nothing going on. You wouldn’t be with her if that were true. Let her know she’s awesome, not that you’re envisioning Pippa Middleton when the two of you are in bed. Judging by the hotness that is Alex Loudon (Middleton’s royal wedding date), she’s probably pretty satisfied with her sex life. Concentrate on your own.

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Steph

a born-and-bred Brooklyn brunette prone to excessive alliteration. Follow her on Twitter @omgstephlol. Read more here.

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