…with or without a partner!
While Big Teaze Toys markets child playthings as an innocent “bath and shower massager”, it’s easy to deduce that they can be used for much, much more.
For as low as $4.99, you can purchase your very own travel size vibrating rubber ducky: a perfect fit for your carry-on when that in-flight movie you’re watching takes a steamy, scandolous turn.
Born to be defiled
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This naughty ducky and others like it (bondage ducky perhaps?) are available here, so say goodbye to that oversized showerhead you’ve been using and live out the bird fetish you’ve only dreamt about until now.
Be sure to give your new pet a bath when you’re done… and for the love of god, KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN.
I almost choked on my shrimp fried rice while I was reading this. Love.
I usually don’t leave “comments”, but for this one I had to. OMFG! Thank you!…lol.
OMG ,This is Genius,will DEFINATELY get one,can’t wait!!
Excellent blog, very imformative and to the point, keep up the good work.
Hi, cool post added your blog to my faves for the future
Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write in my site something like that. Can I take part of your post to my blog?