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Kitten Heels: A PSA

kitten heels are bad for you
Written by emilyc

kitten heels are bad for you

In the event that kitten heels are in next season, protect yourself and refrain from buying them. They’ve been known to cause such symptoms as IAB, also known as “Instant Adele Body,” characterized by an unflattering silhouette and shortening of the leg line. When it comes to heel-wearing, go big or go home and put on a flat.

Kitten heels have been spotted sneaking their way into H&M under the seemingly fun and trendy guise of fluorescent pink. Arm yourself with the knowledge that kitten heels are unacceptable for anyone who is not a judge in a court of law, a 1960s secretary in the Midwest, or Michelle Obama at some sort of somber funeral. You can avoid your own fashion funeral by avoiding the kitten heel before the sometimes twisted fashion world tries to make them a “thing” again.

 

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emilyc

Emily is a New Yorker trapped in a Floridian's body and loves every minute of her big city life. With a major in international business and years of being surrounded by ill-fitting suits and all the wrong shoes, she learned that the importance of fashion needs to be communicated to the world. To her, fashion is on the same level as charity work and feeding hungry children. Emily can be found frolicking the streets of her gayborhood enjoying the off-color humor of the gays.

7 Comments

  • This is extremely bias, I believe. Kitten heels are adorable and look great with business attire. There’s no way i’m teaching on stilettos.

  • Mrow! What a bitchy, jerky thing to say about Adele. You can’t discuss a type of shoe you don’t like without having to throw some random, snarky diss at Adele for no reason? You’ll never be half as attractive or talented as Adele, and unless you drop the attitude, a snarky, bitter, talentless blogger is as good as it will ever get for you.

  • there is nthing wrong with kitten heels NOTHING! They are the most chic shoes worn from the 20’s to the 60;s. Valentino created studded kitten heels ands they are so dope, I dont know if yall watch the stupid show basketball wives made fun of a woman who wore then insted of those plateform sandals but they were sling back kitten heels so cute and summery. so i call bs on this trend!

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