SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Lesbians, You’ve Come A Long Way

Written by Bryce

Nice work, lipstick! See you later, lumber!

To all my lezzie friends (who clearly make smarter penis-related choices than me) I’m extending my applause and congratulations to the lesbian community as a whole for leaving the frumpy wood-cutting fashion scene and entering the era of hot lipstick lezzards.

Then

lesbians in the forest

Now

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About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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