1. Pack your bag like someone is doing a photo interview of everything you put inside. It will make you think twice about all of the extra stuff you bring.
2. Never turn your phone’s volume on. You don’t need to. Really, how many people are actually calling you?
3. Get up early! What are you doing sleeping in?! Get up early and work out for 30 minutes to an hour before the day starts. You will only feel better, be more energetic, and look better. Come on!
4. Whole Foods and Equinox are where all the cute men hang out on a Sunday night by the way.
5. Just because a guy is a filmmaker or a musician does NOT make him COOL.
6. If you smoke and you are girl, never bring a lighter. It makes for great conversations with the cute guy you see smoking. Also, smoking is really bad don’t do it.
7. Dudes, (most of) you went to college right? Do not text “u.” YOU are better than that.
8. Always fly Jet Blue.
9. Always carry around a big bottle of water with you. Preferable Smart Water, Voss, or Poland Spring. It will make you drink a lot of water throughout the day which is good for you skin, and it will curb your appetite, and only make your life better, and make YOU seem skinnier and healthier.
10. Become the woman you want to be. Diane Von Furstenberg told me that.
Well she didn’t actually tell me that but she told the internet, and the internet told me.