How to be happy: delete the toxic people in your life.
Don’t let angry people ruin your day.
When the going gets tough, clean your apartment.
Dance yourself clean.
You’re not a real student in Manhattan unless you leave Bobst past midnight on a Sunday night with a paper about the Hasidic Jews in your hand.
Don’t take your cellphone to the bathroom with you.
In my next life I want to come back as Josephine Baker. Or Larry David. Or Beyoncé. Or Iggy Pop.
F**k. Wait, Audery Hepburn. No, Anna Wintour. Definitely Julian Casblancas. No, I want to be Nelson Mandela. No, Beyoncé was a good answer.
The Midnight in Paris soundtrack is everything.
Sometimes, you gotta just let go.
“Maturity: to move from ‘I hate X’ to ‘I’m sad X doesn’t want to know me.'” – Alain de Botton.