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LiLo’s Jail House Cheesy Poof Blues

Written by Ashley

Cheesy-poofs are back… or maybe they never left?

Does anyone else want this sketch portrayl blown up and hung in their hallway? Yes?  Thought so.

We all thought that Lindsay Lohan’s time in the slammer, for her probation violation on drunk driving charges, would be a tough, real-life Mean Girls (minus Rachel McAdams in plaid skirts… plus Hard Ass Bitches in orange jumpsuits). But, according to an insider at InTouch Weekly.. it ain’t all that bad!

“Sleeping is difficult,” says the insider. And a Lynwood source claims that Lindsay was given a regular bed — versus the standard thin mattress the other inmates have — but only a thin blanket, without a pillow.

This chick is receiveing the preferential treatment we all thought she would. Her very own television, presumably to watch all the media coverage surrounding her, special phone privileges, extended time with visitors and special food.  inTouch’s insider reports; “Lots of girls in here would love to clock her, just to be known as ‘the girl who decked Lindsay,” says the insider. “She’d better watch herself.”

By the looks of these insider reports, and this sketch strewn with Cheesy Poofs, and “cookie doodles’, I’d say LiLo’s life could get a lot worse.  Find out more at InTouchWeekly.com

Image: MONA SHAFER EDWARDS / IN TOUCH WEEKLY

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Ashley

a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

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