You want to know why I’m jealous of Liu Bolin? It’s not because of his expert painting skills or because he’s more internet famous than me. It’s because when he was a child, you know his elders were not able to find him to ground him. Me? I was grounded once a week, I deserved it. My mother still tries to ground me from time-to-time, like that one time she threatened to not pay my phone bill. Liu Bolin has hit internet fame based on photographs of his “human chameleon” like lifestyle. He paints himself into the backgrounds of pictures, making him almost invisible. Take that Harry Potter!
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Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.