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Long Island is for Losers

Written by Bryce

I hope I don’t get a lot of hate mail/email for this title…

But I’ve never been terribly fond of Long Island.  People there typically have bad hair, crummy style, and even worse accents.  So it’s no surprise that someone from Glen Cove (a notorious hotbed of bad taste) paid extra for this license plate.  It elegantly states, “My Knobs.”

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

5 Comments

  • MyKnobs.com, Inc.
    245 Old Country Rd..
    Carle Place, NY, 11514
    Phone: 718-721-8955
    Fax: 718-721-8926

    New Extended Showroom Hours To Serve You Better:
    Monday–Saturday, 11:00am To 7:00pm EST
    Sunday 11:00am to 5:00pm EST

  • That’s awesome! Congrats on generating some free advertising MyKnobs.com, haha.

    (And it is so not cool to generalize about all of Long Island. NJ is another story…)

  • This is a great post and makes me think of where I can fit in. I do a little bit of everything mentioned here and I guess I have to find my competitive advantage.

  • Bryce, have you been jet setting off to Long Island again! or do you send a team of undercover detectives coated in tanning creams. Good work, however, judgmental. Most people follow the pack…. I think you know what I mean, don’t you?

    Bad taste, good taste….all the same. All in the name of consumerism and exhibiting one’s biological need to find the mate with the biggest wallet. all the same shit. but, outstanding photographs.