I can’t help but wonder what designer thought it would be appropriate to make this dress in white?
Long Island: Sluts Get Married
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at least she had arm sleeves on!
I know where my wedding dress is coming from.
Her dream wedding clearly took place at the sizzler.
Please say this isn’t real!
HA! In defense of the dress, I think there is a lot of it we can’t see 🙂 Worn this way, it looks like the cabaret of old with the stars over the nipple. Looking under and between the cleavage- you see white. I believe it got swallowed, bent over and was intended to finish much closer to the neck. The new bride on the other hand has no defense whatsoever.
LMAO!!!
When did LI start taking its cues from New Jersey?
ummmm…. long island has always been the trash capital of the world (aside from staten island).
LoL.. maybe the bodice of the corset is the support for those ginormous boobs so the points that are covering her nips are suppose to be over them! This is hilarious.
This” Rock of Love” wannabe is the type of gal who probably thought to herself well at least I didn’t break the cleavage OR legs rule. Where was this wedding the Hustler club?
You must invite her to the breast fest. I was wondering, why do you assume that the bride is from Long Island? Instant Karma.
…What?…what’s everybody laughing at…?…