This yurt-like lotus tent takes luxury camping to a whole new level.
Personally, I love to camp. I like being in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but a fire, a hot guy to schtup, and a waterfall to bathe in. I know not everyone is as crazy masculine and outdoorsy as I am though, so I present to you, the Lotus Belle tent.
The Lotus Belle tent takes all the great things about camping, and makes them a lot more luxurious. First off, it’s huge, which means you can fit entire bedrooms, queen-sized beds, area rugs, and furniture inside. It comes in a 13-foot-wide size, which fits into a backpack, and a 16-footer that fits in 2 bags, for all the size queens out there (in case you don’t know, a size queen is someone who likes really large things. Namely dicks, but it works in this context as well). It’s durable, waterproof, and has a floor made out of the same PVC that kayaks are made with.
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Basically, if you are looking to stand out at a music festival, are interested in outdoor yoga, love the idea of camping but hate the idea of roughing it, or have a vagina, the Lotus Belle tent is probably something you should look into.
