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Menorah Cork Makes Wine Jewier

Written by Bryce

Wine + Menorah = Romance in a Bottle

I know you were probably thinking there’s no possible way that your finest bottle of vintage Manischewitz can get any Jewier, but you’re wrong. Introducing Menorah Cork:

Special occasions when it is appropriate to use this festival of light and vino:

  • When trying to woo a jew into bed
  • Spreading some spiritual light after Kabbalah class
  • Making any drinking experience a religious experience.
  • Sex is always better with wine and candlelight. Especially the candles of the chosen people.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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