BEAUTY

Miss Hitler Beauty Pageant Gains Traction on the Web

Written by Bryce

Eastern European women are invited to participate in a Nazi-themed ‘Miss Hitler Beauty Pageant,’ proving that Eastern Europe needs a new operating system.

“I adore Hitler because he was willing to conduct experiments on humans,” says one young contestant from Belarus.

Pretty young girls who believe they’re part of a higher race have been entering a new kind of beauty pageant– a kind that only allows applicants of the Nazi-loving, Jew-hating, selfie-taking variety. According to YNet:

A new kind of storm has hit the Internet over a beauty pageant searching for the ultimate “Miss Hitler.” One of the Russian equivalents to Facebook, VKontakte, is inviting beautiful young girls who enjoy taking selfies to add Nazi themes to their pictures and enter the “Miss Ostland” beauty contest.

In order to enter the competition there are strict qualifications for the aspiring “Miss Hitler”; the contestants need to be Nazis, Jew-haters, members of the Hitler social network group and most importantly to not insult the other candidates’ photos.

 Even though it is just a beauty contest, its message is highly important for the competition’s organizers and they demand the candidates to add to their photo a convincing annotation explaining why they “love and admire Adolf Hitler’s Third Reich.”

Just to be clear- this is a competition where insulting other beauties is considered a sin, but encouraging genocide is totally OK. Continuing:

The winner will receive a piece of jewelry from “Magic Workshop” with runic alphabet letters theme which was favored by members of the SS and Heinrich Himmler, one of the Nazi party leaders.

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The runner up will not go empty handed and will be given a pendant combining a swastika and Nazi medals motif.

At least 14 young women from Russia and Eastern Europe secured a place in the pageant so far. One of them is Katia Shahradova from Belarus who took a selfie wearing a Nazi hat and added that she “adores Hitler because he was willing to conduct experiments on humans”.

Bye, humanity.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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