Flesh-craving squirrels have begun attacking MTA workers.
Finally, somebody is doing something about the FUCKING MTA. Earlier this month in the Bronx, a squirrel bit an MTA worker’s hand, and sent her to the hospital. More recently in a train car in Coney Island a second squirrel attacked, running through the window of a Q train and going after the train operator. Tiny, evil squirrel hands and all.
If you ask me, the squirrels are just as fed up with the MTA as we are, and are finally taking their revenge. Now every time I see one I’m going to feed the little fucker some beef jerky in an orange vest. Viva La Revolucion.
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