A new masturbation booth in New York aims to help businessmen relieve stress.
It’s no secret that jerking off relieves stress. In fact, in most cases NOT jerking off can actually cause a lot of stress. Thus, I make it my personal mission to jerk off once a day, or at the very least, once every two days. Apparently there are a lot of stressed out guys in New York, because its become such a thing that London-based sex toy company Hot Octopuss (love the name) has installed a ‘Guyfi’ booth where guys can masturbate on the street.
The booth is at 28th and 5th Ave, and comes with a chair, a laptop, and a curtain to shield you from wide eyed tourists.
Hot Octopuss co-founder Adam Lewis had this to say for himself. “There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk. At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!”
I’m not going to lie, I have jerked off in all kinds of places, a lot of them in public. I would never jerk off somewhere that was specifically designed for masturbation however, but maybe I’m just a traditionalist.
Also, what about all the people unaware of ‘GuyFi’ being a masturbation booth? Like, that’s gross and unfortunate for them.[ via ]