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Oh That?! That’s Just My Restless Genital Syndrome

Written by Emily

Meet Joleen Baughman.  She’s a 39 year old mother of 2 from the great state of New Mexico.  Sure, she looks normal, but Ms. Baughman has a condition she calls “unbearable” and “embarrassing.”  After a car crash two years ago, Joleen was left with a condition known as “Restless Genital Syndrome” which occurs when the nerve in the pelvis that controls sexual desire has been damaged.  While most women would think this might be a good thing (ohhai there bumpy road) Joleen says its debilitation ruining her daily life.

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While she says in her interview that she “was really shocked because normally I have practically no sex drive at all,” the sex she does have still leaves her unsatisfied.  Shoutout to her loving, and unfulfilling husband!!  She added that “Brian [her husband] was ecstatic. He was like, ‘Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex!'”

I wish I was friends with her because I imagine her to be really fun at parties or general public gatherings.  Please let her life be like that of Tamara Parks played by Kristen Wiig.  Please, please, please.

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."