Having constant orgasms may sound fun, but it is actually a debilitating disorder.
Let me start off by saying that disorders and diseases are no laughing matter. Let me follow that by saying that I am about to make fun of them anyway.
You may think that men don’t care about anything but getting off, and you are pretty much right. There are few things in this world that feel better than an orgasm, and men spend the majority of their lives trying to experience this as much as possible. Can you imagine feeling it constantly though?
Dale Decker, a 37-year-old father and husband suffers from Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, a disorder he acquired after slipping a disk in his back. On the way to the hospital he came five times, and the constant onslaught of ejaculations hasn’t stopped since. They just keep coming, and coming, and coming (joke #1).
He said, and I quote: “Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral (joke #2) beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there, while your whole family is standing behind you (joke #3).”
This disorder has become a great source of shame in Decker’s life, and leaves him unable to have normal sex with his wife. He doesn’t even want to leave the house on most days because he doesn’t know when the orgasms will attack.
There is no denying that Dale suffers from a serious medical condition, but I do have a pretty good solution: He should get a job at a sperm bank. That way he could support his family, and afford to have Delivery.com drop by with a 6 pack of fresh paper towels every day. #SilverLining
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