So it’s official: Your life will never be the same after today. Why is that you ask? Because my dear friends, you have just stumbled upon a $425 pill that will magically transform your poop into glittery pieces of pure golddddd! Um seriously, we’re not kidding. According to Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich kid (Ken Courtney), you know, the dudes who created them,these are for the guy (and gal) who legit have everything. Likeeeee everything. Otherwise, why would you be wasting your precious money on gold pills? Beats me, but hey, if anyone wants to give me one, I’m down to transform my “innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” Who’s with me!?
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