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Pricasso: Paint by Penis

Written by Bryce

Brisbane, Australia artist, Tim Patch, is giving canvas new life by using his penis to paint beautiful-ish portraits, landscapes, and and female nudes (ya don’t say?).

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If you like art and you love penis, look no further.  Brisbane, Australia artist, Tim Patch, is giving canvas new life by using his penis to paint beautiful-ish portraits, landscapes, and and female nudes (ya don’t say?).

Using the pseudonym “Pricasso”, Tim Patch has become an up-and-coming (no pun intended) artist with a catch.  “I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas,” says the 60 year old creative.  “…I videotape all my work because sometimes people don’t believe me.”

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Initially he noticed that canvas was too abrasive for his “natural brush” so he switched to paper, but he’s not back to “smoothed-back canvas… for a better effect.”

The best part? If you’re in Australia you can hire him to be entertainment at your adults-only event.  For a measly $50-100 per portrait, your guests will have the best party favor EVER.  Did someone say bar mitzvahs?!

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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