Rant of the Week: Finally, I Have a Safe Place to Talk About Female Masturbation

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Written by Gary

love joule femal masturbation bar

If you’re like me, you love to talk about female masturbation in a public place. Frankly, I love to talk about any kind of masturbation in a public place because its my god-given right to talk about self-stimulation. Japan, apparently, is a completely different story. Love Joule is a new bar in Tokyo that is dedicated to love, sex, and women. Males aren’t even allowed to enter unless they are accompanied by a female. Behind the bar, instead of perusing all the liquors you can’t afford to drink (they keep the plastic bottle shit under the counter) you can gaze upon a wide variety of dildos, vibrators, and other sexual implements.

I have never been to Japan, so I can’t openly speak about the alleged stigma about female masturbation. I can, however, state that if there were a bar here dedicated to female masturbation I would slap a wig on my head, throw on some Marcia Cross for Whole Foods vegan gladiator flats and sneak in.

Oh, to be a fly on that dildo-covered wall.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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