Dear Mom,
Thank you for sacrificing your vagina for me. I wrote this for you so you could see how much I have really learned from all our years together, and how far in-grained you are in every decision I make every single day. It has been rocky at times of course, and walking in on you having sex that one time was pretty disturbing- but we got through it all and at the end of the day I love you more than anything else in this world. And I know you. And I think that is really all one can hope to get out of any relationship.
Your son,
Gary
