SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Relationship Spotting: Why Men Play Guitar

Written by Casey

Douchebag men who play guitar

Dear every guy who plays guitar to entice a woman,

It doesn’t work.

It’s not cute.

You’re not actually good at guitar.

You can’t sing for shit.

I am overly-aware you are doing it because you want to sleep with me.

Get the fuck out of my house.

Yours truly,

The Luxury Spot.

 

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About the author

Casey

BLEU. She's an oasis child busy being born in New York. She lives in the East Village and spends time writing, reading, making movies, shopping at Chrome Hearts and Opening Ceremony. You might find her indulging at Momofuku, or, she is spinning off those calories at Equinox while simultaneously doing homework.

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