This is the basic rule I learned for when I first started drinking, and the inevitable beer bong. It’s nice to know that this family chooses to start early, real early, like “Mom I wana wait til after Sponge Bob” early. Some people just should not be parents and others shouldn’t be allowed within 50 feet of ANY kids.  I sincerely hope for this kid that if she doesn’t end up on Girls Gone Wild, that CPS rescues her ASAP. Oh and congratulations on your new little brother or sister that hopefully doesn’t end up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
